Space scientist Stewart David Nozette pleaded guilty to a charge of attempting to sell classified information to an FBI agent posing as an Israeli spy. Here are some other secrets people are trying to sell to foreign intelligence agencies:

• What "USA" really stands for
• Comprehensive list of the easiest gals in mid-Atlantic region
• Hoover Dam is constructed entirely of inflatable materials and is vulnerable to anyone with a pointy object
• Most all surfing is done by these three brothers
• Ingredients in a perfect Tom Collins
• A considerable number of Americans are actually introverted and/or understand irony
• Bunch of worthless shit they can already find on WikiLeaks for free
• Lyrics to Toby Keith's latest anthem, which give clues as to whose ass America's boot will be put in next
• We're actually a pretty nice group of people