American Voices

American Taliban

January 23, 2002 | ISSUE 38•02

Debate is raging over the proper punishment for John Walker, the California 20-year-old who fought with the Taliban against the U.S. What do you think?

  • I hope that traitor spends the rest of his life locked away in substantially better living conditions than he had in Afghanistan.

    Peter Dunn
    Systems Analyst

  • Why couldn't he have been like other shallow, overprivileged white kids and just spent a few years in Prague?

    Vicki Robbins
    Psychologist

  • As CEO of a major scotch manufacturer, I demand that he be referred to as John Lindh. Our image is going down the toilet, goddammit.

    Tom Eisen
    CEO

  • Treason or not, I think it was hurtful and tasteless of Walker to go around in blackface like that.

    Frank Costello
    Delivery Driver

  • We could execute Walker, or we could sentence him to tour the country's elementary schools lecturing on how plotting to destroy the U.S. is a dead end.

    Burt Bynum
    Cashier

  • That's it. I'm pulling my son Jason out of that Pakistani madrassa pronto.

    Roberta Davis
    Dental Hygienist

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