American Voices

Americans Give Thanks

November 23, 2006 | ISSUE 42•47

Today, Americans across the nation are celebrating Thanksgiving. What do you think?

  • I got up at 4 a.m. to give my Sims character a jump on meal prep.

    Olivier Smith
    Marketing Associate

  • I really think this is gonna be the year my step-mother finally remembers that I'm a vegetarian.

    Ted Lucht
    Psychiatrist

  • I'll be enjoying a quiet, restful evening alone. At least Friday will be a little different once someone discovers my body.

    Livia Kurson
    Parole Officer

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