American Voices

Americans Marrying Later

December 8, 2004 | ISSUE 40•49

Census Bureau figures for 2003 show that Americans are getting married later, with the average age for a first marriage having risen to 26. What do you think?

  • Oh, great. First my grandmother starts pestering me about not being married, then my parents, and now the national media.

    Dale Steele
    Systems Analyst

  • Thank God there's a greater trend I can look to when I ponder my lonely, loveless existence in the midnight hour.

    Lois Halverson
    Real Estate Clerk

  • I don't have to worry about marriage at this point in my life. Paying child support for three kids is stressful enough as it is.

    Curtis Fuller
    Salesperson

  • It's because of the sluggish economy. It's harder to get a dowry together these days.

    Ruby Turpin
    Auditor

  • Christ. Get ready for some of the bitterest-looking bridesmaids in history.

    Marvin Watts
    Robotics Technician

  • My folks got married at 17. They were also cousins. Let me know when you have your tape recorder ready.

    Glen Powers
    Home Health Aide

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