American Voices

Americans May Send Cell Phones To Cuba

May 23, 2008 | ISSUE 44•21

President Bush announced that people living in the United States will soon be allowed to send cell phones to Cuba. What do you think?

  • I wish they'd let us send other stuff, because I got an old broken TV that I've been dying to get rid of.

    Patty Rocks
    Systems Analyst

  • Were we not allowed to before? My bad. I've sent a shitload of cell phones to Cuba over the years.

    Joe Black
    Plumbing Assistant

  • It's about time. The mobile phones Cubans have now are often more than 50 years old. They've done a good job keeping them up, but the aerials get easily twisted in tree branches.

    Will Elliott
    Employment Counselor

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