Americans Overstate Claims Of Church Attendance

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 50•20 May 19, 2014

According to a new study, Americans are prone to exaggerating how often they attend church depending on how they are asked, with 36 percent of Americans reporting church attendance in a phone survey compared to the 31 percent answering online surveys. What do you think?

  • “Of course I attend. All children of Ba’al know that He is sated only by our steady and unflinching sacrifice.”

    Chad Gleeson –
    Plaque Engraver

  • “Did this study include Jew and Muslim church?”

    Olivia Snyder –
    Homemaker

  • “The Americans willing to do live phone interviews are so lonely they’ll say whatever will keep you on the phone just a little longer.”

    Francis Kirkwood –
    Shipping Expert

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