American Voices

Americans Thankful This Thanksgiving

November 27, 2008 | ISSUE 44•48

What are you thankful for this year?

  • This interview. I haven't spoken with another human in three and a half years.

    Ike Monroe
    Groundkeeper

  • The tangible things I own that are of actual monetary value.

    Bill Sriskandarajah
    Mechanic

  • I am thankful for my health. Ah! I just fell in a vat of acid.

    Theresa Pittman
    Circuit Board Manufacturer

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