American Voices

Americans Voting Early

October 27, 2008 | ISSUE 44•43

So far, more than 5 million people have cast their ballots in states where early voting is available. What do you think?

  • I voted early, but it's only because I have plans on Election Day to terrorize elderly Jewish voters.

    Doug Ervine
    Campaign Consultant

  • The earlier you go, the crisper the ballot. I love a crisp ballot.

    Natalie Ashford
    Systems Analyst

  • Not me. I still have another week to be pandered to, and I'm going to milk it for all it's worth.

    Charlie Heater
    Librarian

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