Amish Population Boom

American Voicespeople ISSUE 44•35 Aug 28, 2008

Over the past 16 years, the U.S. Amish population has nearly doubled. What do you think?

  • “They almost had one more until I learned I couldn't take my dirt bike.”

    Rufus Morris –
    Translator

  • “Sure, they get all liberal and allow counting when it suits them.”

    Thomas Ellis –
    Photo Developer

  • “We just had the same problem with raccoons in my county. The easiest thing to do is limit their food supply by locking up your garbage cans.”

    Ella Mintz –
    Instruction Manual Writer