Cozy bungalow perfect for the professional or amateur insect enthusiast. While away the hours studying a decades-old interior roach colony and the complex series of anthills dotting the quaint, private yard, or be the first to identify this property’s numerous other resident species, including nests of fat spiders with yellow stripes and something with at least fifty legs. Reference number 348R3
An Entomologist's Dream!
Has radioactive decay tripped the mechanism that sends the hammer swinging, smashing the vial of poison and killing the cat that resides inside, or does the cat still live? Buy this house and find out!
Beautiful house in an upscale neighborhood with four bedrooms, modern kitchen, walk-in closets, and absolutely no bathrooms where vile, disgusting acts could be performed.
Walk in heavenly, pristine halls of alabaster with the Lord at your side. Slumber in gossamer bedding to the soothing strains of golden-voiced cherubim.