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Gun Used To Kill Man In City
10.22.96 | ISSUE 30•11
New Railway Line To Be Built Straight Up Your Ass
Pure Silk To Stream From Cindy Crawford's Ass
10.16.96 | ISSUE 30•10
Secluded Cabin In Woods Filled With Big Plans For America
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Bush Vomiting Again
10.14.98 | ISSUE 34•11
You Can Tell Area Bank Used To Be A Pizza Hut
05.31.00 | ISSUE 36•20
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