American Voices

Animal Patrick Duffy

March 20, 2009 | ISSUE 45•12

If Patrick Duffy were an animal, what kind of animal do you think he’d be?

  • A magical goose that lays the golden egg of quality prime-time entertainment.

    Diane O’Shea
    Systems Analyst

  • Well, I assume he can already turn himself into a swan, an eagle, or a bullock, depending on the circumstances.

    Lamont Marmel
    Insurance Salesman

  • He'd be a shark—a shark that doesn't listen to nobody and does whatever he feels like.

    Jerry Chupp
    Career Counselor

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