CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•48 Nov 28, 2012

Now that he’s dead, The Onion would like it to be known that every anonymous source ever quoted in this paper was this one guy, Steve Browne of Del Rio, TX.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.