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Another U.S. Downgrade Looming

October 25, 2011 | ISSUE 47•42

Due to the inability of Congress to make any long-term budget fixes, experts are predicting another credit-rating downgrade for the United States. What do you think?

  • Will the national economy still be all right? I have $20 in there.

    Martin Peck
    Gate Agent

  • Man, I should have off-loaded my last shred of optimism months ago when it was still worth something.

    Dana Upham
    Optical Engineer

  • You know, I'm beginning to dislike the credit-rating agencies' new policy of assigning ratings based on actual economic realities.

    Miles Scofield
    Cashier

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