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Anti-Cancer Machine Invented?

January 6, 2008 | ISSUE 44•02

Research reports on the American Cancer Society's website suggest that a new machine, invented by a Florida man with no medical training, may be able to destroy cancer cells. What do you think?

  • The inventor has no medical training? I think I'll stick with my cancer, thanks.

    Kerry Huth
    Systems Analyst

  • Using gold nanoparticles to attack the cells is either ingenious or very stupid, depending on what my HMO says.

    Alma Stein
    Montessori Teacher

  • Yeah, well the machine I invented in my basement destroys a lot more than just cancer cells.

    Kevin Blum
    Collectibles Dealer

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