American Voices

Anti-Smoking Drugs May Induce Suicide

July 15, 2009 | ISSUE 45•29

The Food and Drug Administration ordered "black box" warnings be placed on two popular smoking-cessation drugs after numerous reports from users of depression, and even suicidal thoughts. What do you think?

  • Really? Whenever I've tried to quit smoking my thoughts have always been distinctly homicidal, not suicidal."

    Kelly Crotte
    Unemployed

  • How about that. Yet another thing that I, a person who is too smart to ever have picked up such a filthy habit, can lord over those disgusting smokers."

    Dave Tyler
    Systems Analyst

  • That's weird, because Prozac makes me want to smoke. And Pepto-Bismol makes me want to shoplift. Agh! Medicine!

    Kevin Carley
    Librarian

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