American Voices

Apocalypto Tops Box Office

December 13, 2006 | ISSUE 42•50

Mel Gibson’s Mayan action film Apocalypto was the big winner at the box office this weekend. What do you think?

  • I'm not surprised. This movie has something for everyone: human sacrifice, tragic suffering, historical inaccuracies.

    Leslie Garrison
    Liquor Store Clerk

  • Well sure. When you've got that huge built-in full-blooded Mayan audience coming out to see it, you're bound to do well.

    Frank Jablonski
    Systems Analyst

  • If there's anything stronger than the hatred moviegoers have for Jews, it's their love of brown people.

    Mike Poole
    Professional Mover

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