Apple Branded Least Green Tech Company

American Voices • Science & Technology • Opinion • ISSUE 47•17 • Apr 26, 2011

Last week, Greenpeace released a list of tech companies ranked according to the environmental friendliness of their energy consumption, and Apple came in last. What do you think?

“Well, then, I guess the whole green movement isn’t that cool after all.”
Josh Coleman –
Freezer Operator
“No big surprise. Have you been in an Apple Store? It takes 5,500 square feet to sell a dozen iPads." ”
Tracy Katayama –
Weight Analyst
“La, la, la! I can’t hear you through these identity-defining earbuds!" ”
Charles Novog –
Unemployed

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