CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•05 Feb 3, 2013

Last week, The Onion forgot to send somebody to report on the growth of the big apple tree. There are no apples yet.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.