CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•05 Feb 3, 2013

Last week, The Onion forgot to send somebody to report on the growth of the big apple tree. There are no apples yet.

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Cucumber Mixup

In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.

Today's Date

Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...

Our Pleasure

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.