American Voices

Apple To Rescue Album Sales

July 31, 2009 | ISSUE 45•31

Working in conjunction with four major music labels, Apple plans to bundle the digital albums it sells with interactive booklets that include liner notes, lyrics, and photos. What do you think?

  • Well, whatever, I've hated music ever since 'My Humps.' I'm a magazine woman now."

    Kathleen Bird
    Systems Analyst

  • No thank you. I officially renounced context when I started dating a woman 20 years my junior."

    Darren Wheelock
    Pharmacist

  • I used to just pick and choose single songs off albums until Lou Reed caught me doing it and yelled at me.

    Jeffrey Jacobs
    Water-Meter Installer

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