Apple To Rescue Album Sales

Working in conjunction with four major music labels, Apple plans to bundle the digital albums it sells with interactive booklets that include liner notes, lyrics, and photos. What do you think?

  • “Well, whatever, I've hated music ever since 'My Humps.' I'm a magazine woman now."”

    Kathleen Bird –
    Systems Analyst

  • “No thank you. I officially renounced context when I started dating a woman 20 years my junior."”

    Darren Wheelock –
    Pharmacist

  • “I used to just pick and choose single songs off albums until Lou Reed caught me doing it and yelled at me.”

    Jeffrey Jacobs –
    Water-Meter Installer

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