Apple Unveils iPad Mini

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•43 • Oct 23, 2012

At a press event today, Apple CEO Tim Cook unveiled the iPad Mini, a 7.9-inch version of its popular iPad tablet that features an ultrathin, light design and is intended to compete with smaller e-readers such as the Kindle Fire and Google Nexus 7. What do you think?

“Finally, a device more convenient than the iPad and less convenient than the iPhone!”
Kim Bachrach –
Unemployed
“See, my natural instinct would have been to make it bigger and heavier, and maybe tack on a full-size keyboard.”
Kurt Duncan –
Banquet Manager
“That’ll certainly make my regular iPad feel like a big grown boy.”
Daniel Atmajian –
Burial Plot Salesman

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