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Turner Broadcasting has promised to pay the City of Boston $2 million to compensate for the cost of removing illegally placed promotional signs that were thought to be bombs. What do you think?

  • “That's a lot, but think of how much they would have had to pay the City of Boston if they had actually been real bombs.”

    Penelope LaCroix –
    Poker Dealer

  • “Boston reacted correctly–authorities there are obviously aware of the new terrorist trend of bringing as much attention as possible to hidden explosive devices.”

    Carter Clay –
    Systems Analyst

  • “What about all the Cheers shit you used to see around town? Man, that used to freak me out all the time.”

    Ted Bonello –
    Paramedic

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