American Voices

Arab Protection Of U.S. Ports

February 22, 2006 | ISSUE 42•08

Many are voicing concern over Bush’s recent approval of a deal allowing a company based in the United Arab Emirates, who had ties to the Sept. 11 hijackers, to monitor security of select U.S. ports. What do you think?

  • Why not? Some of those al-Qaeda people have probably done much more research on our ports than anybody else.

    Julia Saraidaridis
    Systems Analyst

  • Great. We'll be the laughingstock of the Muslim world once they get word of how many tons of flax we import each year.

    Blake Greenberg
    Teaching Assistant

  • I think that we should have a little faith in these people. I mean, they were gracious enough to take Michael Jackson off our hands.

    P.R. Williams
    Dental Hygienist

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