CorrectionsOpinion Feb 21, 2009

Last week's architectural review of the Ontario Art Gallery stated that the building's design "playfully blends the visible with the unseen, goading the visitor into a seemingly extemporaneous, but, in fact, carefully orchestrated dance through the architect's singular—yet all-encompassing—vision of time and space." That was a bunch of bullshit. The Onion regrets the error.

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An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.

We're So Sorry

The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.