Last week's architectural review of the Ontario Art Gallery stated that the building's design "playfully blends the visible with the unseen, goading the visitor into a seemingly extemporaneous, but, in fact, carefully orchestrated dance through the architect's singular—yet all-encompassing—vision of time and space." That was a bunch of bullshit. The Onion regrets the error.
Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.
An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.