0PROVO, UT–Area housecat Tibbles, 3, has an intolerance to the dander of owner Kevin Strenlow, sources reported Monday. "Tibbles can't get too close to Kevin or he'll start sneezing terribly," said Deborah Brandt, Tibbles' personal veterinarian. "Those flakes of dead skin that fall off Kevin really bother him." Brandt recommended that Tibbles buy a special human shampoo that should alleviate the problem if massaged into Strenlow's scalp while he is held down.
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