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June 18, 1996

Area Loner to Dwell on Past

June 18, 1996 | ISSUE 29•21

Murfreesboro, TN—Area loner Dave Roe will dwell on his past this Saturday, according to sources close to the unemployed carpenter. Roe, who lives alone, may reminisce on his better days as a member of his high school band. According to family members, he once took a trip to the state capitol with the band and enjoyed it very much.

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