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Foot-Long Hoagie Used As Ruler
02.12.08 | ISSUE 44•07
Final German U-Boat Surrenders To Allied Powers
01.29.08 | ISSUE 44•05
Report: 94% Of South Dakotans Unprepared For Mt. Rushmore Faces Coming Alive And Eating Everyone
01.23.08 | ISSUE 44•04
Girl Scouts Rocked By ‘Cookies For Cash’ Fundraising Scandal
06.18.97 | ISSUE 31•21
Drunk Pilot Going To Pull Over Onto Cloud Until He Sobers Up A Little
07.16.11 | ISSUE 47•28
Actor-Comedian Pauly Shore Bad At 32
10.04.00 | ISSUE 36•35
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