1PITTSBURGH—Local man Ronald White confirmed this afternoon that while he wasn't necessarily hungry, he could eat. "I could probably go for something light," said White, who ate a sandwich two hours ago but noted that it wasn't huge. "Like a soup or a salad or something." According to sources, White ended up ordering a patty melt with fries and a large Coke.
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