Area Man Could Eat
PITTSBURGH—Local man Ronald White confirmed this afternoon that while he wasn't necessarily hungry, he could eat. "I could probably go for something light," said White, who ate a sandwich two hours ago but noted that it wasn't huge. "Like a soup or a salad or something." According to sources, White ended up ordering a patty melt with fries and a large Coke.
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