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Nursing-Home Resident Receives $5.25 Worth Of Care Per Hour
08.23.00 | ISSUE 36•29
Heat Wave Forces Johnny Cash To Don Black Shorts
08.16.00 | ISSUE 36•28
$500 Stereo Installed In $400 Car
08.16.00 | ISSUE 48•17 ISSUE 36•28
Jewel Organizes 'Save The Unicorns' Benefit
01.13.99 | ISSUE 35•01
Gold Bond Spokesman Grudgingly Admits It Makes Your Balls Tingle
12.15.04 | ISSUE 40•50
Controversial New Ham Sandwich Under Fire
09.02.97 | ISSUE 32•05
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