0TACOMA, WA—Calling him "quick" and "very clever," local aunt Maria Palmer, 47, confirmed Wednesday that her nephew Gregory Olsen is a very funny young man. "It's like having a stand-up comedian in your living room," said Palmer, adding that the entertaining 13-year-old boy cracks her up with both his funny skits and his "spot-on" impression of Regis Philbin. "I don't know where he comes up with this stuff!" According to reports, Palmer has told her nephew that he should send in some of his jokes to Saturday Night Live.
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