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Area Woman Not Yelling At You, She's Just Saying

December 19, 2001 | ISSUE 43•19 ISSUE 37•46

JACKSONVILLE, FL—Area resident Roberta Pearle clarified Monday that, while it may look like she is yelling at you, she is actually just saying. "I'm not yelling at you," Pearle explained. "I'm just saying. You know, so you'll know." Pearle then loudly reiterated that she is not yelling. "I'm not," she said.

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