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    A-Rod: A Well-Deserved Legacy

    Slideshow • Sports • ISSUE 49•05 • Jan 30, 2013
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    • Report: A-Rod Probably Thinking About Betting On Baseball

      NEW YORK—After carefully analyzing the progression of contemptible things the Yankees third baseman has done in his career, a report released Friday by the University of Missouri's sports psychology department concluded Alex Rodriguez is most likely...
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    • Tiger Woods Signs $15 Million Deal To Endorse Alex Rodriguez

      NEW YORK—Alex Rodriguez, the business-savvy, image-conscious Yankees third-baseman, formally announced Sunday that he has signed golf superstar Tiger Woods to a three-year, $15 million endorsement deal...
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    • Alex Rodriguez Placed On Emotionally Disabled List

      NEW YORK—After suffering through much of the year with an aching heart, shattered self-image, and severely hurt feelings, Alex Rodriguez was placed on the 15-day emotionally disabled list, though the Yankee slugger did not rule out the...
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    • Fuck-Rod Wondering What Permutation Of His Name Will Be Used For Steroid Story

      MIAMI—Alex
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    • A-Rod: 'Maybe Everyone Will Let This One Slide'

      MIAMI—One week after the revelation that Alex Rodriguez had tested positive for steroids in 2003 and days after Rodriguez confirmed the...
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    • A-Rod To Reporter After Interview: 'How Was That?'

      NEW YORK—Following an interview with YES Network analyst Kimberly Jones, Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez immediately began inquring as to...
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    • Teammates Feel Absolutely Nothing During Hug With Returning A-Rod

      ST. PETERSBURG, FL—Members of the New York Yankees reportedly failed to experience even the slightest tinge of emotion Monday while hugging teammate Alex Rodriguez, who returned to the lineup following a six-week layoff with a fractured hand.
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    • Yankees Fans Disappointed They Won’t Be Able To Boo Alex Rodriguez Until May

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    • Mickey Mouse Noticeably Avoids A-Rod During Trip To Disney World

      ORLANDO, FL—Members of the Yankees couldn't help but notice that the resort's iconic mascot Mickey Mouse made a special effort to avoid Alex...
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    • A-Rod Dead At 33

      NEW YORK—Baseball legend and mythical figure A-Rod, the New York Yankee third baseman and three-time American League Most Valuable Player, was declared dead Saturday...
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