Asteroid Probe Returns To Earth

A Japanese spacecraft deployed to an asteroid seven years ago returned home on Sunday, possibly carrying the first extraterrestrial rock sample since the moon landings. What do you think?

  • “Hopefully they let Bruce Willis take a few jabs at it before they start analyzing, just in case it starts getting any bright ideas."”

    Barbara Dallas –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Do they have some sort of machine that confirms this data? If not, I have a rock tumbler."”

    Scott Lambert –
    Open-Shank Coverer

  • “If no one's called it yet, I got dibs on the space rock."”

    Darren Ripley –
    Wash Helper

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