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Asteroid Probe Returns To Earth

June 18, 2010 | ISSUE 46•24

A Japanese spacecraft deployed to an asteroid seven years ago returned home on Sunday, possibly carrying the first extraterrestrial rock sample since the moon landings. What do you think?

  • Hopefully they let Bruce Willis take a few jabs at it before they start analyzing, just in case it starts getting any bright ideas."

    Barbara Dallas
    Systems Analyst

  • Do they have some sort of machine that confirms this data? If not, I have a rock tumbler."

    Scott Lambert
    Open-Shank Coverer

  • If no one's called it yet, I got dibs on the space rock."

    Darren Ripley
    Wash Helper

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