American Voices

'A-Team' Opens At No. 2

June 14, 2010 | ISSUE 46•24

The big-budget, multi-writer remake of the ’80s TV series The A-Team opened in the No. 2 spot at the box office this weekend. What do you think?

  • As a screenwriter, I really need to stop coming up with my own ideas."

    Henry Coefield
    Systems Analyst

  • Even though that guy from The Hangover is in it, it wasn't as hilarious as The Hangover. Man, I wish The Hangover were coming out again. That was fun last summer with The Hangover."

    Marisa Pipkin
    Corporate Collections Agent

  • I pity the fool who didn't go to see…! Jesus. I'm sorry. Please don't print that I said that. What was the question again?"

    Todd Wallace
    Unemployed

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