Atheists Unbless Florida Road

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•12 • Mar 20, 2012

To protest government officials involvement last year in the blessing of a county road, an atheist group in Lakeland, FL "washed away" the blessing this weekend. What do you think?

“Is this country no longer safe for terrible Christian drivers?”
Patrick Higgs –
Dicer Operator
“Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! ’Cause God already put a super force field on the blessing with a strength of infinity!”
Kathryn Osborne –
Roll Tender
“Well, is the road fucking blessed or not? I got places to be!”
Joe Feldstein –
Ordinance Artificer

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