American Voices

Atlanta Running Out Of Water

November 5, 2007 | ISSUE 43•45

By Army Corps of Engineers estimates, the city of Atlanta could run out of water in about 100 days. What do you think?

  • The Coca-Cola headquarters are right there. Can't they just step in with some crisp, cool refreshment?

    Darby McGuinness
    Roofer

  • Yeah, well, St. Louis has been running out of good men for years now!

    Bunny Raleigh
    Florist

  • Oh no! Then where will I go for various conventions?

    Cole Dalton
    Banker

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