0Last Sunday’s recipe for Aunt Carol’s Spicy Sausage Chili should have included a list of ingredients and instructions for preparing the chili instead of just a series of paragraphs describing how delicious it is. The Onion apologizes for the oversight.
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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.
The Birthday Girl
An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.
We're So Sorry
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
