0Last Sunday’s recipe for Aunt Carol’s Spicy Sausage Chili should have included a list of ingredients and instructions for preparing the chili instead of just a series of paragraphs describing how delicious it is. The Onion apologizes for the oversight.
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Cucumber Mixup
In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.
Today's Date
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
