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    Automotive

    Slideshow • automotive • ISSUE 47•24 • Jun 20, 2011
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    • New Anger-Powered Cars May Revolutionize The Way We Drive

      DETROIT—Drawing motive power from the unbridled temper of drivers, road-rage-fueled cars may change the way Americans drive.
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    • Troubled Teens Mock Social Worker's Car

      CHICAGO—Inner-city teens facing socioeconomic inequities nonetheless take solace in the fact that their social worker has a sorry-ass car.
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    • Crazy Man Announces Plans To Stand In Doorway, Yell At Cars All Day

      ALHAMBRA, CA—Area crazy man Dennis Fife held a press conference Tuesday to announce that on Oct. 8, he will stand in the doorway of the office building at 2600 Kenilworth Avenue and yell at cars all day.
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    • Supreme Court Overturns Car

      WASHINGTON, DC—The Supreme Court overturned a 1978 Ford Pinto Sunday, ending the car's
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    • Mean Automakers Dash Nation's Hope For Flying Cars

      Onion News Network anchor Brandon Armstrong argues passionately for the existence of flying cars.
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    • Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

      Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.
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    • Police Race To Scene Of Car Alarm

      BROOKLYN, NY—Law-enforcement officials leapt into action Tuesday, when it became clear that a Saab Turbo convertible was in peril.
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    • Laid-Off Ford Employee Decides To Start Own Car Company

      HAPEVILLE, GA—The Thaney Motor Company, based in the former door-fitter's garage, already has a pre-order list of friends and relatives.
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    • Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours

      WINNETKA, IL—The iPhone was found lying face down on the dashboard showing no signs of life, but after a tense few seconds, officers were able to wake it.
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    • RC Car Works Up Courage To Approach Group Of Girls

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    • Pickup Truck Stoled

      LOGANSPORT, IN—Police said this ain’t the first time by a long shot a truck been stoled round these parts past few months.   In July, Doug Hensley had his half-ton dually took from the Hardee’s parking lot, even though he weren’t in there but for 15 minutes.
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    • Autoworkers Compete to Keep Jobs, Livelihoods on New Reality Show

      On Auto Warriors two Ford plants will battle it out, building to the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3,000 will get the axe!
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