Bald Eagles Thriving

A recent survey indicated that bald eagles would soon be taken off the endangered-species list. What do you think?

  • “Damn it! Every time I memorize the endangered-species list, some bureaucrat changes it.”

    James Threadman –
    Production Technician

  • “There goes any hope I had of my basement full of bald eagles appreciating in value.”

    Paul Abramowicz –
    Quality-Control Supervisor

  • “And with that, trout go back onto the endangered-species list.”

    Karenne Eng –
    Elevator Operator