Bald Eagles Thriving

A recent survey indicated that bald eagles would soon be taken off the endangered-species list. What do you think?

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  “Damn it! Every time I memorize the endangered-species list, some bureaucrat changes it.”

  James Threadman –
  Production Technician

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  “There goes any hope I had of my basement full of bald eagles appreciating in value.”

  Paul Abramowicz –
  Quality-Control Supervisor

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  “And with that, trout go back onto the endangered-species list.”

  Karenne Eng –
  Elevator Operator