American Voices

Barnes & Noble Releases Color Nook

November 1, 2010 | ISSUE 46•44

Bookseller Barnes & Noble announced the release of a full-color, touch-screen version of its Nook e-reader last week. What do you think?

  • A Nook? No thank you! They'll be pulling this Borders Kobo from my cold dead fingers!"

    James Warshaw
    Systems Analyst

  • There's a new Nook? You gotta be fucking shitting me."

    Tabitha Crane
    Mechanical Subassembler

  • It's only a matter of time before Oliver Twist is peppered with pop-up ads for gruel and waistcoats."

    Barry Kaplan
    Incinerator Operator

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