Bed Found In Fundamentalist Temple

Authorities searching a temple in the Texas compound of the Fundamentalist Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints found a bed they believe was where underage brides were forced to have sex with their new husbands. What do you think?

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  “What do these girls want, a throne?”

  Paul Oswald –
  Systems Analyst

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  “Hey, they bought the calf, so the veal wasn't free.”

  Theresa Kurtz –
  Mail Sorter

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  “How do they know that's what the bed was used for? Did they smell it?”

  Jeff Cafarelli –
  Quality Assurance Manager