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Bed Found In Fundamentalist Temple

April 14, 2008 | ISSUE 44•16

Authorities searching a temple in the Texas compound of the Fundamentalist Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints found a bed they believe was where underage brides were forced to have sex with their new husbands. What do you think?

  • What do these girls want, a throne?

    Paul Oswald
    Systems Analyst

  • Hey, they bought the calf, so the veal wasn't free.

    Theresa Kurtz
    Mail Sorter

  • How do they know that's what the bed was used for? Did they smell it?

    Jeff Cafarelli
    Quality Assurance Manager

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