American Voices

Bee Species Rediscovered

December 8, 2011 | ISSUE 47•49

Scientists from the University of California–Riverside announced they have rediscovered a bumblebee that was last seen in 1956. What do you think?

  • Talk to me about honey. How much of it is there and how sweet? With bees that's all I want to know.

    Alex Marsh
    Oxidizer

  • Two questions immediately arise. First, why were they so elusive for so long? Second, is there one on me?

    Rich Hooper
    Greenskeeper

  • Yeah, the Cockerell's bumblebee—sorry about that. They were trapped between my screen door and front door for a few decades, and I just recently got up the nerve to let the angry things out.

    Janel Savage
    Retired

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