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Christina Aguilera Deeply Offended By Plate Of Iceberg Lettuce
10.11.00 | ISSUE 36•36
Actor-Comedian Pauly Shore Bad At 32
10.04.00 | ISSUE 36•35
Cosmopolitan Offers 15 Tips For Fattening Up For Winter
FBI Seizes Massive Anthrax Stockpile
03.04.98 | ISSUE 33•08
Thick Sweater No Match For Determined Nipples
03.09.05 | ISSUE 41•10
Alpha Male Marries Tri-Delta Female
09.26.02 | ISSUE 38•35
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