Ya know what? We correctly identified the capital of Belarus as Minsk, not Vitebsk like you all wrote in. Maybe it's YOU who needs the correction. Ever think about that?
An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.