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Bernanke Says Recession Possible

April 4, 2008 | ISSUE 44•14

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said that the United States would face stagnation, and possibly recession, in the first half of 2008. What do you think?

  • Poor guy. Is he really the last person they told?"

    Heather Pierce
    Systems Analyst

  • Oh yeah? Then how do you explain the $5 bill I just found on the sidewalk?

    Colin Morrison
    Customs gent

  • As a T.J. Maxx employee, I've boosted the confidence of every consumer in the store by giving them compliments and winking at them.

    Rob Dotson
    Salesperson

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