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Last Few Republican Senators Form Roman Tortoise
04.26.09 | ISSUE 45•17
Boeing Unveils 40,000-Foot Emergency Slide
04.21.09 | ISSUE 45•17
Art Professor Revealed To Be Convincing Fake
04.18.09 | ISSUE 45•16
Obama Asks Biden Not To Stand So Close
03.20.09 | ISSUE 45•12
Navy Discontinues Use of 'Port' And 'Starboard'Will Now Refer To Left As 'Thunk' And Right As 'Moosh-Baroo'
06.04.97 | ISSUE 31•20
World's Most Advanced Yo-Yo Doesn't Need You
03.13.06 | ISSUE 42•11
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