Big Cats Lured By Obsession

American Voices

Big Cats Lured By Obsession

June 11, 2010 | ISSUE 46•23

In studying the amount of time two cheetahs interacted with different colognes, the general curator of the Bronx Zoo found that the cats showed a preference for Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men. What do you think?

That's the chief reason Alex Rodriguez can't go to the Bronx Zoo."

Melanie Schrader
Systems Analyst
I've always said that Calvin Klein's cologne smelled slightly better than cat urine."

Tom Gilliam
Unemployed
Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to lure large predators with the scent of a menstruating woman."

Terry Cox
Bus Driver

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