Big Cats Lured By Obsession

In studying the amount of time two cheetahs interacted with different colognes, the general curator of the Bronx Zoo found that the cats showed a preference for Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men. What do you think?

  • “That's the chief reason Alex Rodriguez can't go to the Bronx Zoo." ”

    Melanie Schrader –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I've always said that Calvin Klein's cologne smelled slightly better than cat urine." ”

    Tom Gilliam –
    Unemployed

  • “Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to lure large predators with the scent of a menstruating woman."”

    Terry Cox –
    Bus Driver