Big Cats Lured By Obsession

American Voices • Science & Technology • ISSUE 46•23 • Jun 11, 2010

In studying the amount of time two cheetahs interacted with different colognes, the general curator of the Bronx Zoo found that the cats showed a preference for Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men. What do you think?

“That's the chief reason Alex Rodriguez can't go to the Bronx Zoo." ”
Melanie Schrader –
Systems Analyst
“I've always said that Calvin Klein's cologne smelled slightly better than cat urine." ”
Tom Gilliam –
Unemployed
“Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to lure large predators with the scent of a menstruating woman."”
Terry Cox –
Bus Driver

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