We would like to apologize for stating last week that The Onion is “bigger than Jesus.” What we meant to imply is that The Onion is more important and influential than Jesus, not that our newspaper is in any way physically larger than He was. We regret any confusion.
More Corrections
Mule Rank
The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.
Blank Paper
Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.
Julie
In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.



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