12We would like to apologize for stating last week that The Onion is “bigger than Jesus.” What we meant to imply is that The Onion is more important and influential than Jesus, not that our newspaper is in any way physically larger than He was. We regret any confusion.
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We're So Sorry
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After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.
