American Voices

Billionaires Donate To Anti-Smoking Drive

July 28, 2008 | ISSUE 44•31

Former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates and New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg are pledging $500 million to a worldwide anti-smoking campaign. What do you think?

  • Gates and Bloomberg should know they're attacking the only source of comfort for Microsoft users and Knicks fans.

    Bob Linck
    Systems Analyst

  • Unfortunately, that is exactly how much I planned to spend on cigarettes this year.

    Lindsay Esposito
    Cashier

  • That's certainly not going to help Bill Gates' nerdy reputation.

    Dan Connors
    Construction Worker

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