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Bin Laden Called 'Virtually Impotent'

September 11, 2007 | ISSUE 43•37

President Bush's Homeland Security adviser Frances Townsend referred to the figurehead of Al-Qaeda as "virtually impotent." What do you think?

  • Ouch. That's gotta hurt much more than actually being captured.

    Byron Rauch
    Launderer

  • Not the worst thing in the world. She could have said he was afraid of commitment.

    Misty Weigl
    Videographer

  • That's what she said! Oh wait, we're talking about the most dangerous terrorist in the history of the world.

    Chuck Beato
    Sidewalk Installer

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